George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"