I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.
If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?