I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.