I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Is 'tired old cliché' one?
I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.