Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.