Do fish get cramps after eating?
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.