I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

I lost a button hole.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.