I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.