I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'