Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?