On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

My father was a small claims court jester.

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.