On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.