Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.