I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.