How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.