I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.