I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops