I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
I was skydiving horizontally.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?