Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.