Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.