What a nice night for an evening.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.