I was skydiving horizontally.
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I just lost a buttonhole.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda