Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.