I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?