I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'