Because I don't believe everything I read.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'