Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

What do batteries run on?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.