It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

How young can you die of old age?

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.