Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.