What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
I had my coat hangers spayed.