My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.