I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.