I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."