I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.