I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I lost a button hole.

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Is 'tired old cliché' one?