I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.