My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
It's a fine night to have an evening.