Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
A metaphor is like a simile.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?