Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.