I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.