I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.