I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.