When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."