I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I lost a button hole.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.