I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.