Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?