My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.