Do fish get cramps after eating?

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.