Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.