I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
Steven WrightWhat I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
Steven WrightI made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."
Steven Wright