I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
On the other hand, you have different fingers.