When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.