If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.