Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.