How come abbreviated is such a long word?
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
always remember your unique, just like everone else
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.