What a nice night for an evening.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?