I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?