I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.