Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.