I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Clones are people two.