Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
At one point he decided enough was enough.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.