Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.