I was skydiving horizontally.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
A metaphor is like a simile.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.