What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I had my coat hangers spayed.