What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

always remember your unique, just like everone else

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.