My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.