When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
My father was a small claims court jester.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?