All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.