If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

I invented the cordless extension cord.