I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!