Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.