I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
Steven WrightSometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.
Steven WrightI saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
Steven Wright