Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.