Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.