I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.