Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.