I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?