I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.