I washed mud off of mud.

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?