Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?