Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

I can't stop thinking like this.