Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

It's a fine night to have an evening.

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'

I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

How can there be self-help groups?