Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.