Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Clones are people two.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.