There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.