Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Why are there five syllables in the word โmonosyllabicโ?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.