I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.