I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.