I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?