To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Do you have any toy train schedules?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.