If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell