For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
I had amnesia once or twice.
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.