Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.