My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.

I was an only child, eventually.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?