I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
A metaphor is like a simile.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?